Game Show

 

Art Vark: "Welcome to America's #1 Game Show, 'No More Lies'." 

"For those of you new to the program, each contestant plays a role and the celebrity influencers asks them questions.  

"The influencer who reveals the true identity of the contestants will be deemed the winner, with the proceeds being donated to the charity of their choice."  

"We will return to our regularly scheduled programming and meet the contestants as well as the celebrity influencers after a word from our sponsors."

"...Brought to you by Pfizer."

Art Vark: "Welcome back!" Our first contestant is allegedly a nuclear physicist currently living in Los Alamos."

The man playing the part is attired as a computer nerd including glasses and a pocket protector.  

Art Vark: "Contestant #2 is a scientist conducting MRNA technology research for our next batch of life-saving vaccines."

The lady contestant is dressed in a lab coat with a stethoscope around her neck.

Art Vark: "And our final contestant claims to be a political lobbyist for a defense contractor in Washington, D.C."

Man dressed in a business suit with dead eyes and a steely smile looks into the camera.

"Now to the celebrity influencers," says Art.  "It's the Gossip Columnist herself, Jane Stream."  

The audience applauds and cheers.

"Please give a round of applause to Best Supporting Actor nominee, George Barnes."  

The audience applauds.

"And say hello to our most celebrated celebrity of all, Harpo Windfall."

Lackluster applause from the audience.

You start, Jane.

Jane Stream to the nuclear physicist:

"Can you tell us a little about your work in New Mexico."

Nuclear Physicist: "I'm part of a group of megalomaniacs that build bombs that can blow up the world."  

Jane Stream to Big Pharma R&D Scientist: "Are these vaccines really safe and effective?"

R&D Scientist:  "Of course not.  It was a 'bait and switch' from the beginning.  After we could no longer hide the breakthrough infections, we just stopped collecting the data.  The ICU numbers reported back then were basically the opposite of what the public was told.  Most dealing with severe respiratory problems were the vaccinated."  

"We locked down the hospitals, kept the patients and the deathcare professionals from the prying eyes of their families and killed them by the millions with our medical treatment where we made more money off of their dying."  

"But with all the money that I made from my pharmaceutical stocks after cashing out, it's all just gravy at this point." 

Jane Stream to political lobbyist:  "Looks like the Ukraine debacle has become an economic boon for your defense company."

Lobbyist:  "You better believe it!  There's nothing like the "fog of war" to rob the people more without them even knowing it." 

Jane Stream: "Please explain."

Lobbyist: "We can steal the resources of both the people we invade as well as the people back at home who finance it.  It makes little difference to us as long as we get our cut."

Art Vark: "Thank you, lobbyist.  Now let's have our next celebrity, George Barnes ask the questions."

George Barnes to Nuclear Physicist:  "Why is cesium 137 so high in the Pacific Ocean?"

Nuclear Physicist:  "How would I know?  I work in the desert."  

George Barnes: "Has your fraternity changed its stance regarding "Mutually assured self-destruction?"

Nuclear Physicist:  "Hey, I just make the product.  I'm not responsible for how it's used."

George Barnes to lobbyist:  "Looks like you and the nuclear physicist are a match made in hell.  Do you work directly with nuclear corporations to sell your product?"

Lobbyist:  "I know nothing of such things."

George Barnes to R&D Scientist:  "I've noticed that other big pharma drugs are being exposed for causing symptoms that your own research has shown to also be affiliated with the vaccines.  

R&D Scientist:  Yes, we have no problem with throwing our other medications "under the bus" as long as those problems are not associated with the vaccine."

George Barnes:  "Why don't you want the truth to be known?"

R&D Scientist:  "We have the next round of boosters coming soon for a disease that we will release inside the vaccinated.  It won't be a rebranded flu this time but something much more deadly.  We will scare them into taking the very thing that kills them while we profit from their misery by selling them more of our drugs on the way out.  

Art Vark:  "Thank you for your questions, George.  Now onto our next celebrity, Harpo Windfall."

She is met with boos from the crowd.

Art Vark:  "Looks like the worm has turned, Harpo.

Harpo ignores him.

Harpo Windfall to the R&D Scientist:  "How many vaccinations can we take before we are safe from disease?"

R&D Scientist:  "Take as many as you like.  And remember to make others feel guilty about it who don't.  There's nothing like having our product influencers bully others who won't try it.  Our corporate line is that coercion assures success."

Harpo to Defense Contractor Lobbyist:  "Are we getting to the end of the Ukraine war?"

Lobbyist:  "I sure hope not.  There's no money to be made with peace.  We needed you to propagandize the war like you did the vaccines.  But you don't appear to be so popular anymore."

Harpo ignores last remark and bombards the nuclear physicist with questions.  

"How many x-rays can you receive before you are at risk for cancer?"

"Why is radiation treatment used to treat cancer when we know that radiation causes cancer?"

"How much radiation from the Fukushima disaster is currently being poured into the Pacific Ocean?"

Nuclear physicist goaded into controlled outburst.

Nuclear physicist (looking directly into the camera):  "Because we want these useless eaters dead.  We are killing most of you in ways you can't even begin to imagine, and we have much more misery in store for you soon!"

Art Vark: "Uh, yeah.  Thanks, Scientist."

Nuclear Physicist continues to confront Harpo.

"And since we're on the subject, why do properties have a tendency to burn up all around you while your land is never touched?  And Maui is not the only example."

Art Vark (interrupts): "Now for a word from our sponsors and we'll be right back to find out who is telling us the truth.

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Art Vark:  "Welcome back to the programming.  Let's have the great Gossip Columnist, Jane Stream, give us her take on who is telling us the truth."

Jane Stream:  "The nuclear physicist is an imposter.  Part of the training is to never let your feelings be shown and the best are conditioned from childhood.  This guy was too emotional."

"As for the defense contractor and the drug developer, they both sound legitimate to me."

Art Vark:  "Okay. Now let's hear what George Barnes has to say."

George Barns:  "Hell, I think they're all legitimate."

Art Vark:  "That leaves Harpo Windfall as the final vote."

Harpo Windfall:  "The so-called nuclear physicist was mean to me, so he wasn't for real.  As we know, everybody loves me."

Harpo ignores the boos from the audience.

Harpo Windfall: "Although I may not respect what these contestants do, I do respect the office.  Without nuclear bombs, biological weapons and endless warfare, we wouldn't ever be able to get away with murdering millions for the purpose of population control.

"True diversity and equity mean killing off millions around the world.  We're mostly focused on eliminating white people right now, but we've always enjoyed killing off indigenous people and stealing their resources."  

"When those numbers reach the billions, only the billionaires will be allowed to walk free in a world of slaves!" 

Art Vark:  "Uh, Harpo, can you just say who you think is telling us the truth?"

Harpo to Art Vark:  "Well, it sure as hell isn't me."

Harpo takes off a 3D printed mask that looks just like her only to reveal Gil Bates underneath.

Gil Bates: "The truth is that all of these contestants are under my employ as they take my money for their compliance."  

"I basically have more power than anyone on Earth and have shaped the system to do my bidding."  

"If you are part of any of these professions, I thank you for your service, but we simply don't need you anymore.  Artificial intelligence has taken over our military as well as our corporations that they now work for and enforce their will."  

"The challenge is to keep enough of the human enforcers alive to do our bidding while still killing them off with our vaccines."

"It's a tricky situation, but our machines are almost ready for the transition."

George Barnes pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Gil Bates.

George Barnes: "Die, you murderous bastard!"

Gil Bates laughs as the bullets go right through him.  

Gil Bates:  "As you can see, it's not really me but a hologram.  I no longer affiliate with the great unwashed vaccine shedders."  

George Barnes is seized by the nuclear physicist who is really a robot with an emotional glitch that drags him off-stage.  

Art Vark:  "As you can see, it's another exciting day here in America.  And remember, depression is a life-long misery that you can never come back from.  Be sure to schedule your appointment with the euthanasia centers today."  

"Of course, if you wish to have a more circuitous route to an early grave, just take your next booster."

"And since there's no real winner on the show today, let's send all the proceeds to Ukraine to help with the war and our fight for freedom."  

"Just remember to give 10-percent to the Big Guy."