Bad Penny

 

Dodging bullets just like Neo

Body parts healed on command

Although signs of age are showing

He still moves like Superman

Space Force soldiers getting ready

To deploy their laser beams

Garbage man and fast-food handler

Will replace them with machines

Crypto currents turn to riptides

That will wash us out to sea

Teeth are picked for gold and silver

MAID-service wipes the ledger clean

Co-President to Netanyahu

All the rest have come and gone

But Bizzaro World's Bad Penny

Has become his tag-along

Now the Barker and the Showman

Points to which ring the spotlight shines

While the war machine and Big Pharma

Are still writing his next lines

The assault on anti-Semites

Will kick into higher gear

But some simple DNA tests

Could make it all quite crystal clear

Of course, the truth is hard to find

Here in Bizarro Land

Snow people with their pigments dark

And white-skinned Africans

These foreign agents aren't from the desert

So sell it to the cows

We're on to your Red Heifer crap

You'll get the same somehow

False-front Christians will he lead them

With the rest pushed from behind

All those checkpoints and inspections

Justice moving double-time

Turn your land into a war zone

Like the country that you serve

When you pick up a bad penny

Watch for boxcars rounding curves