Big Daddy

I’m glad Big Daddy is here to take care of us now in our time of need. He recently signed-off on the biggest welfare state hand-out in American history. Big Daddy is now bringing in many more into his fold of dependency.

Big Daddy is there for the corporations. But too bad that the small business loans have dried up after a week. Give us more loans Big Daddy, so we can all wear the chains of debt slavery!

But I’m not so sure that the illegal immigrants numbering in the millions in the Sanctuary cities will be as happy when their legal job competitors get paid for being in lockdown and they don’t (if the checks even come at all).

It looks to me like Big Daddy is up to his old tricks. Fear of starvation will eventually trump fear of the virus. If I didn’t know better, I would say that Big Daddy is trying to create riots. Feed them all Big Daddy, so they don’t rob me!

Big Daddy seems to think that all the truck drivers getting products needed by everyone don’t need to eat anything on their road-trips. Their big trucks won’t make it past the drive through windows. Take off the roof Big Daddy, so the trucks can fit at the drive through and we all don’t starve with them!

Big Daddy seems to think that healthcare workers putting their lives on the line to save strangers don’t need protective equipment. Save the healthcare workers Big Daddy, so there will be enough of us left alive to be sweat-shop laborers for the corporations who you gave all our money away to!

Unlike those leftist state politicians rolling out their gun confiscation schemes, Big Daddy uses the American flag for his red flag. “Vote for Big Daddy: He won’t take your guns until after Martial Law!”

Then again, I doubt that Big Daddy will need to run for office after complete financial collapse and the chaos that follows. It’s only right that he should crown himself king (of Israel). But that’s okay. We would’ve all voted for him anyway, right?

Thanks again, Big Daddy. Without your cult-like influence upon your followers that turned a virus into a political issue, we would’ve never found ourselves living on the edge.